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Hi I am Jo…wife, lover, best friend and soulmate to Keith. Lover of all things to do with nature and the canals. I am passionate about the Waterways and its history.


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Saturday, 13 February 2010

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life.

Good morning friends.

I have just been sent this by a male friend and could not resist posting it.
If your easily offended then pleased do not read it.................................... But hey you know you must. It made me laugh out loud. I dare you not to at least smile.


1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who a...ssures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

So its Valentines Day tomorrow. Are you doing anything romantic??

2 comments:

  1. Haha, very good.

    We are not doing anything particularly special, although we might go for lunch, as long as he's back in time for the rugby! Hmmmmm... lol

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  2. We have a Chinese meal for two from M&S as it is the Chinese New Year as well. We do not bother with cards etc. It will be just another day I expect. xx

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