You Know You're Getting Old...

~ When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.


~ When you have all the answers ~ but no one asks you the questions.

~ You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

~ There's too much room in the house but not enough in the medicine cabinet.

~ You get winded playing chess.

~ The candles on your birthday cake are a fire hazard.

~ You look forward to a dull evening.

~ When you're disturbed in the bath and you don't know which bits to cover first.

~ You're still chasing women but can't remember why.

~ You finally get you head together but your body falls apart.

~ You and your teeth don't sleep together.

~ There's nothing left to learn the hard way.