Hi I am Jo…wife, lover, best friend and soulmate to Keith. Lover of all things to do with nature and the canals. I am passionate about the Waterways and its history.
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Saturday, 8 May 2010
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
I say good through gritted teeth, because it is actually pouring with rain and cold for May. Someone has defintely stolen the warm weather, we were having. Still as a Brit I am used to the rain and when you live on or have a boat, rain is just par for the course.
The piece below was sent to me this morning in an e-mail, so I thought I would share it with you.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Moral of the message: Always understand what a person is saying before responding.