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Monday, 30 April 2012

What Religion is Your Bra?

Thanks to Sarah for sending this to me via e-mail, it made me giggle, so thought I would share it.


A man walked into the ladies department of Sears

and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.


Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type
supports the masses;


The Salvation Army type
lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;


The Baptist type
makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about timeyou became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..


{B} Barely there...


{C} Can't Complain!..


{D} Dang!...


{DD} Double dang!...


{E} Enormous!...


{F} Fake...


{G} Get a Reduction...


{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

Send this to
all that will appreciate it!

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen

3 comments:

  1. You forgot the {T} size, as in tea-cup!
    And....when I was spotty youth all those many years ago - the {A} sizes were known as 'Bee-stings'! :o

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  2. LMAO Bernard.... I hope you are well?

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  3. I'm fine, thanks Jo.
    Have you heard about the -
    "There was a young girl from Devizes,
    Who had titties of two different sizes.
    The one was so small,
    It was no good at all!
    But the other was big and won prizes!"
    :O

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