A man came home.

This is oh so true, thanks Sarah for posting this on your facebook.

A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside in their pyjamas, playing in the mud. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog. Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the... family room was strewn ...with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the bench, the fridge door was wide open, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table and there was sand everywhere. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried something had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas reading a magazine. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her and asked "what the hell happened?" She smiled and answered "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?" "Yeah.." he replied. She answered "Well.. Today I didn't do it" :) :)